1. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.
  2. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
  3. Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
  4. One of the virtues of being very young is that you don’t let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
  5. It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
  6. If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
  7. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite

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